I'm going to take this blogging opportunity to shine some light on some issues often thought of as mundane, when in reality they are not. Why? Well, to tell the truth, to many big things are going on in life and it makes me crazy - so, I get some much needed respite contemplating the 'finer' - as in smaller - things in life. For instance...
When a female uses the restroom, no matter what she's there for, she assumes the same position. Often, she'll think she's going in for a, how shall I say, "quick" visit, but while in this position, discovers she needs to spend a little more time - if you know what I mean. Well, what happens when a guy encounters this? Do they turn around and sit? Do they always stick with plan A?
Did you know that when ordering a bucket of chicken at KFC, and they ask you if you want original or extra crispy, you can reply "mixed, please." Why don't they advertise that?
Why did my 1986 Hyundai have the advanced technology of letting me know precisely which door was ajar, and my '98 Toyota and '04 Mini Cooper do not?
These, sadly, are only the tip of the iceberg of the idiosynchrosies of life I've noticed. Feel free to share your own.
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That's great, it's been too long. And yes, I do find that situation in the bathroom complex. I guess whoever gave girls periods thought let's give them this one little perk, the choice to go one or the other of both while in the same position. All I can say is, thanks! Also, hope the small stuff keeps you going during the crazy times. Wish I had a small stuff thing to comment about but nothing is coming to mind, kind of like when you think of a really good comeback after the fact.
Hey, I hear you've been deemed worthy of receiving full pay during your time off this summer. Well done.
As far as the question about bowel movements and men, in my experience, I've always known which it was going to be. So I go to the bathroom already committed to 1 or 2. I've been blessed with a great gift and I don't take it lightly.
I envy the fact that females can negotiate between #'s one and two without prior planning. I think the capacity to do both from the same position is just efficient engineering on God's part.
But consider this... What if in the middle of urinating you discovered not that you had #2 brewing, but that there was a hostile attacker creeping up on you. Men can turn and spray them with ease. In my estimation, women have very little recourse in such an event.
Dagnasty, it's easy, we just recoil with number two, the stinch alone is enough to send the attacker fleeing!! (atleast in my experiences).
What? You've never told me you've been attacked while on the toilet!
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