As I'm sure many of you have already heard. Pat Robertson, spear-heading a group of evangelical Christians, is planning on opening up a theme-park of sorts on the shores of galilee. (if he can make ammends for his previous Sharon comment, that is, as the nation is now pretty pissed and has said they'll pull out of the arrangement)
Anyway, we've had quite a good time thinking of what rides/attractions could be part of a Christian theme park. Also, what would the park itself be called? It seems obvious that the biggest, most intense roller coaster will be called 'the Crucifixion". But what else? Maybe a target range where you try to shoot nails into cutouts of Jesus' hands with holes in them??? Suggestions, please.
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A wave pool filled with the blood of Christ might be fun and salvational.
Just for the record - 'Holyland' currently exists in Orlando. Perhaps Pat will borrow some of their ideas. After all, the world needs more than one Christian theme-park!
What about a booth with an artist, but instead of doing caricatures, he paints the stigmata on you.
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